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Lovehoney's Couple's calendar for 2026 is a red-and-gold box of 24 numbered drawers, and Lovehoney lists everything in them.
Lovehoney's Couple's calendar for 2026 is a red-and-gold box of 24 numbered drawers, and Lovehoney lists everything in them. The two headline toys are a Womanizer Liberty 2 clitoral suction stimulator with its travel case and a We-Vibe Sync Lite app-controlled wearable couple's vibrator, worth 89.99 and 79.99 GBP on their own; a rechargeable remote-controlled bullet comes with eight silicone sleeves that turn it into a rabbit, a cock ring, a finger vibe, a stroker, anal beads, a wand, a G-spot dildo and a prostate toy.
Lovehoney's tester reviews went up in July and August.
The rest of the drawers are lubricant and toy wipes, a blindfold, an aluminium crystal butt plug, a menthol orgasm balm, wrist-and-ankle cuffs, a paddle, nipple suckers, a cock-ring lasso, massage oil, hogtie restraints, a sex-position card game and a Womanizer ornament for the tree. 149 GBP from Lovehoney UK, which puts the contents at 487.75 GBP, and 219 USD from Lovehoney US.
Each figure against the median of this season's erotic shelf — 10 calendars. Green is the better side of the median, red the worse; the median is printed so you can disagree.
↑ above the median of about $132 for a box of this kind.
≈ about at the median of 4
Priced for the name, not for what is inside.
Two headline toys worth 170 GBP between them in a 149 GBP box, and Lovehoney lists all 24 drawers. Eight of those drawers are sleeves for one bullet, and the money-back promise doesn't cover it.
Reviewed by Max Zeshut · 2026 season · How we review
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| Region | Retailer | Price | Sponsored links |
|---|---|---|---|
| United States | Lovehoney | $219 | Buy in United StatesBuy |
| United Kingdom | Lovehoney | £149 | Buy in United KingdomBuy |
| Germany | dm | 129,95 € | Buy in GermanyBuy |
| Worldwide | Don’t see your country in the list? These are the markets we have priced, and Germany is the cheapest of them. Most of these retailers post further than their own border: start with Lovehoney, the listing at the top of the table, and its checkout will say whether it delivers to you. If none of them reach you, tell us where you are and we will go looking. | ||
Cheapest at dm in Germany, 129,95 € — about $144 — and dearest in United States at about $219, a 52% spread across 3 markets. Rough rates, for ranking only; the table has the shop’s own figures.
Give us their address and we will write to them: Lovehoney Couple's 2026, what it costs, and a link back to this page. One email, in our words, and nothing follows it.
Lovehoney puts a retail figure on what is behind the 24 doors; we have not re-priced every item ourselves, so treat the total as the brand's own number rather than ours. The mark on the bar is what you pay.
| Attribute | This oneLovehoney Couple's 2026 |  Cheaper per doorLovehoney Enjoy 2026 |  LovehoneyLovehoney Luxury 2026 |  LovehoneyLovehoney Romance 2026 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Doors | 24 | 24 | 24 | 7 |
| Price from | $219 | $129 | $369 | $129 |
| Per door | £6.21 | £4.13 | £12.46 | £14.14 |
| Brands inside | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 |
| Contents worth | 3.3× | 2.8× | 2.4× | 2.4× |
| Our rating | 4/5 | 4/5 | 4/5 | 4/5 |
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24 doorsBrands with a 2026 box on this shelf: Satisfyer, Sinful and EIS. Every Lovehoney edition is on the Lovehoney page.
| Attribute | This oneLovehoney Couple's 2026 |  2025 editionLovehoney Discover Pleasure 2025 |
|---|---|---|
| Season | 2026 | 2025 |
| Doors | 24 | 24 |
| Price from | $219 | $199 |
| Per door | £6.21 | £6.21 |
| Brands inside | 3 | — |
| Contents worth | 3.3× | 3.4× |
| Our rating | 4/5 | — |
This is the 2026 edition; the 2025 one is still listed. It has the same 24 doors as the 2025 edition. It lists at $219 against $199 in 2025 — up 10%. We priced the contents of both: 3.3× the box price against 3.4× in 2025. Both hold 24 items. Nothing behind the doors carries over from 2025 by name.
Lovehoney Couple's 2026 has 24 doors to open.
Lovehoney Couple's 2026 starts from $219. Prices may vary by region.
£6.21 a door — the price on the box over its 24 doors. That is pricier per door than 50% of this season's erotic calendars we list; the median is about £5.74.
This calendar is great for: Couples, Adults, Women, Men, Spouse, Wife, Husband, Lover, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Myself.
It contains: Erotic, Sex Toys.
It's available in: Germany, United Kingdom, United States.
Not quite the box you had in mind? Make a digital advent calendar instead: photos, videos and notes behind each door, sent as a link, free.
We re-check Lovehoney Couple's 2026 at every retailer we list, every morning. Leave an address and you will hear the day it is cheaper — one email when it moves, and nothing else.
