This is the 2026 edition; the 2024 one is still listed. It has the same 24 doors as the 2024 edition. We priced the contents of both: 4.5× the box price against 4.5× in 2024.
24 doorsWhat’s inside →Satisfyer Premium 2026 Advent Calendar: what’s inside and where to buy
Satisfyer's Premium calendar for 2026 is the bigger of its two Love Express boxes: the same navy night-train artwork with 24 numbered windows, and contents Satisfyer values at over 900 EUR against a…
24 doors£167.95€8.33 a doorDoor priceThe price on the box over its 24 doors. Pricier per door than 80% of this season's shelf; the median is about €2.50, across 305.The rest of the numbers ↓4.5× worthThe value indexWhat is inside against what the box costs. Everything behind the 24 doors adds up to €900.00 on a calendar priced €199.95 — so 4.5× what you pay.See the working ↓
Curated by Max Zeshut
About Satisfyer Premium 2026
Satisfyer's Premium calendar for 2026 is the bigger of its two Love Express boxes: the same navy night-train artwork with 24 numbered windows, and contents Satisfyer values at over 900 EUR against a 199.95 EUR price. Its own toys lead, with Fun Factory and Penthouse lingerie beside them and a body-and-care set to go with them, and Satisfyer says it is written for singles and couples alike.
Its flat lay also shows a cock ring, a kegel trainer, an anal vibrator, a jewelled plug, anal beads and a Bubble masturbator egg. 199.95 EUR from Satisfyer's own shop in Germany and 167.95 GBP in the UK, listed as limited availability when checked and not orderable on the German site that day; 941.95 PLN in Poland.
What’s inside Satisfyer Premium 2026
By kind — 9 items
- 1 air-pulse stimulator
- 1 lay-on vibrator
- 1 air-pulse g-spot vibrator
- 1 wearable vibrator
- 1 lingerie
- 1 massage oil
- 3 other
From the description
The doors Satisfyer names: the Pro 2 Generation 2 air-pulse stimulator, Fun Factory's LAYA III lay-on vibrator, the Pro+ G-Spot, which pairs air pulse with a G-spot arm, the Top Secret+ wearable vibrator with twelve programmes, Penthouse lingerie, and a care set of massage oils, water-based lubricants, a massage candle and a toy cleaner. The rest of the 24 it describes as premium toys, accessories and exclusive surprises.
- 01Air-pulse stimulatorPro 2 Generation 2Satisfyer
- 02Lay-on vibratorLAYA IIIFun Factory
- 03Air-pulse G-spot vibratorPro+ G-SpotSatisfyer
- 04Wearable vibratorTop Secret+Satisfyer
- 05LingeriePenthouse lingeriePenthouse
- 06Massage oilMassage oilsSatisfyer
- 07LubricantWater-based lubricantsSatisfyer
- 08Massage candleMassage candleSatisfyer
- 09Toy cleanerToy cleanerSatisfyer
Satisfyer Premium 2026 by the numbers How each one is countedEvery figure is computed from the record at build time and set against the median of the same season and the same kind of contents. Door price is the price on the box over its doors; the value multiple is what the contents come to at retail over that price; full size is the retailer’s own marking. Where the record cannot support a figure, the page leaves it out rather than guessing.The definitions, one by one →
Each figure against the median of this season's shelf — 307 calendars. Green is the better side of the median, red the worse; the median is printed so you can disagree.
- €199.95
- Price on the box
- 4 / 5
- Our rating
↑ above the median of about $66.50 for a box of this kind.
↑ above the median of 3.5 here.
A splurge that earns its price.
Our Satisfyer Premium 2026 review
Our verdict
Two air-pulse toys, a Fun Factory and a wearable for the two of you in one box is the strongest toy line-up of the erotic calendars this year. Nine named doors out of 24, so the 900 EUR is Satisfyer's word, and the Deluxe box has the Date Night card game this one does not list.
Reviewed by Max Zeshut · 2026 season · How we review
What works
- Four named vibrators, two of them air pulse
- The Top Secret+ is a wearable for two, not a solo toy
- Valued at over 900 EUR for 199.95
What does not
- Satisfyer names nine items, not 24
- The valuation is Satisfyer's own
- The flat lay on its page shows the contents
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Where to buy Satisfyer Premium 2026, and what it costs
| Region | Retailer | Price | Where |
|---|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | Satisfyer | £167.95 | Buy in United Kingdom |
| Germany | Satisfyer | 199,95 € | Buy in Germany |
| Poland | Satisfyer | 941,95 zł | Buy in Poland |
| Worldwide | Don’t see your country in the list? These are the markets we have priced, and United Kingdom is the cheapest of them. Most of these retailers post further than their own border: start with Satisfyer, the listing at the top of the table, and its checkout will say whether it delivers to you. If none of them reach you, tell us where you are and we will go looking. | ||
Cheapest at Satisfyer in Germany, 199,95 € — about $222 — and dearest in Poland at about $254, a 15% spread across 3 markets. Rough rates, for ranking only; the table has the shop’s own figures.
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The value indexWorth more than
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Satisfyer puts a retail figure on what is behind the 24 doors; we have not re-priced every item ourselves, so treat the total as the brand's own number rather than ours. The mark on the bar is what you pay.
4.5×
€199.95 on the box€700.05 on top of it
How Satisfyer Premium 2026 compares with the closest three
| Attribute | This oneSatisfyer Premium 2026 |  SatisfyerSatisfyer Deluxe 2024 |  SatisfyerSatisfyer Deluxe 2026 |  Cheaper per doorSeriously Good Cat 2026 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Doors | 24 | 24 | 24 | 24 |
| Price from | £167.95 | 123,98 € | £100.95 | £4 |
| Per door | €8.33 | zł23.54 | €5 | £0.17 |
| Brands inside | 3 | — | 3 | 1 |
| Contents worth | 4.5× | 5.3× | 5.4× | — |
| Our rating | 4/5 | — | 4/5 | 4/5 |
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24 doorsSatisfyer Premium 2026 against the 2024 edition.
See the 2024 edition| Attribute | This oneSatisfyer Premium 2026 |  2024 editionSatisfyer Premium 2024 |
|---|---|---|
| Season | 2026 | 2024 |
| Doors | 24 | 24 |
| Price from | £167.95 | 941,95 zł |
| Per door | €8.33 | zł39.25 |
| Brands inside | 3 | — |
| Contents worth | 4.5× | 4.5× |
| Our rating | 4/5 | — |
Frequently asked questions
How many doors does Satisfyer Premium 2026 have?
Satisfyer Premium 2026 has 24 doors to open.
What is the price of Satisfyer Premium 2026?
Satisfyer Premium 2026 starts from £167.95. Prices may vary by region.
How much is Satisfyer Premium 2026 per door?
€8.33 a door — the price on the box over its 24 doors. That is pricier per door than 80% of this season's calendars we list; the median is about €2.50.
Who is Satisfyer Premium 2026 best for?
This calendar is great for: Couples, Adults, Women, Men, Spouse, Wife, Husband, Lover, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Myself.
What's inside Satisfyer Premium 2026?
It contains: Erotic, Sex Toys.
Where can I buy Satisfyer Premium 2026?
It's available in: Germany, Poland, United Kingdom.
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