The question on a chocolate shelf is weight per door, because nobody prints a valuation and a 24-door box can weigh 180 g or 850 g. Cadbury's Dairy Milk Adult box is 348 g for 10 GBP; Kinder Bueno is 181 g for the same money; Hotel Chocolat's Grand is 855 g. The score follows the chocolate and the count: a box of mini balls behind twenty-four identical doors is a three, a box that names its pralines and puts a full bar on Christmas Eve is a four.

Most of it is milk chocolate. The exceptions are the ones to look for: the Teddy Sleigh is the only Lindt Teddy box with white LINDOR in it, the Nuss Sélection is the nut range, and Hotel Chocolat's Velvetiser box is drinking chocolate (sixteen recipes across twenty-four sachets) rather than a piece behind each door. For a child, the Kinder, Kleiner TEDDY and HELLO boxes; for an adult, Hotel Chocolat or the Nuss Sélection.