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Lovehoney's shortest 2026 calendar is seven doors for couples, and the one it is built around is a We-Vibe Moxie+, the app-controlled wearable clitoral vibrator that Lovehoney sells on its own for 109.99 GBP, more than the whole box costs.
Lovehoney's shortest 2026 calendar is seven doors for couples, and the one it is built around is a We-Vibe Moxie+, the app-controlled wearable clitoral vibrator that Lovehoney sells on its own for 109.99 GBP, more than the whole box costs. A rechargeable remote bullet with a cock-ring sleeve and a prostate sleeve sits behind another door.
99 GBP at Lovehoney UK and 129 USD at Lovehoney US, in stock when checked. Lovehoney says the box is outside its 100-day money-back promise.
Lovehoney lists the remaining drawers: an aluminium crystal butt plug, a blindfold, water-based lubricant, toy wipes, satin restraints and a sex-positions card game. It puts the seven drawers at 240.90 GBP.
Each figure against the median of this season's erotic shelf — 10 calendars. Green is the better side of the median, red the worse; the median is printed so you can disagree.
↓ below the median of about $139 for a box of this kind.
≈ about at the median of 4
Cheap, and thin with it.
The We-Vibe Moxie+ costs more alone than the seven-door box does, and Lovehoney names all ten pieces inside it. It is a short countdown, and which drawer holds what is left unsaid.
Reviewed by Max Zeshut · 2026 season · How we review
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| Region | Retailer | Price | Sponsored links |
|---|---|---|---|
| United States | Lovehoney | $129 | Buy in United StatesBuy |
| United Kingdom | Lovehoney | £99 | Buy in United KingdomBuy |
| Worldwide | Don’t see your country in the list? These are the markets we have priced, and United Kingdom is the cheapest of them. Most of these retailers post further than their own border: start with Lovehoney, the listing at the top of the table, and its checkout will say whether it delivers to you. If none of them reach you, tell us where you are and we will go looking. | ||
Cheapest at Lovehoney in United States, $129 — about $129 — and within 2% of that everywhere else we list it. Rough rates, for ranking only; the table has the shop’s own figures.
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Lovehoney puts a retail figure on what is behind the 7 doors; we have not re-priced every item ourselves, so treat the total as the brand's own number rather than ours. The mark on the bar is what you pay.
| Attribute | This oneLovehoney Romance 2026 |  LovehoneyLovehoney Couple's 2026 |  Cheaper per doorLovehoney Enjoy 2026 |  LovehoneyLovehoney Luxury 2026 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Doors | 7 | 24 | 24 | 24 |
| Price from | $129 | $219 | $129 | $369 |
| Per door | £14.14 | £6.21 | £4.13 | £12.46 |
| Brands inside | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 |
| Contents worth | 2.4× | 3.3× | 2.8× | 2.4× |
| Our rating | 4/5 | 4/5 | 4/5 | 4/5 |
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24 doorsBrands with a 2026 box on this shelf: EIS, Amorelie and Satisfyer. Every Lovehoney edition is on the Lovehoney page.
| Attribute | This oneLovehoney Romance 2026 |  2025 editionLovehoney Discover Romance 2025 |
|---|---|---|
| Season | 2026 | 2025 |
| Doors | 7 | 12 |
| Price from | $129 | £99 |
| Per door | £14.14 | £8.25 |
| Brands inside | 3 | — |
| Contents worth | 2.4× | 1.7× |
| Our rating | 4/5 | — |
This is the 2026 edition; the 2025 one is still listed. It has 7 doors against 12 in 2025. We priced the contents of both: 2.4× the box price against 1.7× in 2025. It holds 10 items against 13 in 2025. Nothing behind the doors carries over from 2025 by name.
Lovehoney Romance 2026 has 7 doors to open.
Lovehoney Romance 2026 starts from $129. Prices may vary by region.
£14.14 a door — the price on the box over its 7 doors. That is pricier per door than 100% of this season's erotic calendars we list; the median is about £5.36.
This calendar is great for: Couples, Adults, Women, Men, Spouse, Wife, Husband, Lover, Girlfriend, Boyfriend.
It contains: Erotic, Sex Toys.
It's available in: United Kingdom, United States.
Not quite the box you had in mind? Make a digital advent calendar instead: photos, videos and notes behind each door, sent as a link, free.
We re-check Lovehoney Romance 2026 at every retailer we list, every morning. Leave an address and you will hear the day it is cheaper — one email when it moves, and nothing else.
