This is the 2026 edition; the 2024 one is still listed. It has the same 24 doors as the 2024 edition. We priced the contents of both: 5.4× the box price against 5.3× in 2024.
24 doorsWhat’s inside →Satisfyer Deluxe 2026 Advent Calendar: what’s inside and where to buy
Satisfyer's Deluxe calendar for 2026 is a navy box drawn as a night train, the Love Express, with 24 numbered windows down its carriages.
24 doors£100.95€5 a doorDoor priceThe price on the box over its 24 doors. Pricier per door than 68% of this season's shelf; the median is about €2.50, across 305.The rest of the numbers ↓5.4× worthThe value indexWhat is inside against what the box costs. Everything behind the 24 doors adds up to €650.00 on a calendar priced €119.95 — so 5.4× what you pay.See the working ↓
Curated by Max Zeshut
About Satisfyer Deluxe 2026
Satisfyer's Deluxe calendar for 2026 is a navy box drawn as a night train, the Love Express, with 24 numbered windows down its carriages. Behind them, Satisfyer says, are its own toys, a few from Fun Factory, Penthouse lingerie, and body-and-care products, to a stated value of over 650 EUR against a 119.95 EUR price.
Its own photographs show more than the list does — a Date Night card game, a blindfold, a flogger, a jewelled plug, anal beads, a Bubble masturbator egg and a feather tickler are in the flat lay. 119.95 EUR from Satisfyer's own shop in Germany and 100.95 GBP in the UK, both in stock when checked, and 564.95 PLN in Poland.
The 2024 Deluxe edition was 123.98 EUR, so the price has held.
What’s inside Satisfyer Deluxe 2026
By kind — 8 items
- 1 air-pulse stimulator
- 1 rabbit vibrator
- 1 kegel ball
- 1 lingerie
- 1 lubricant
- 1 massage oil
- 2 other
From the description
It is pitched at beginners as much as at people who own a drawer of these already, and at couples as much as at one person. Satisfyer names the headliners rather than all 24 doors: its Pro 2 Generation 2 air-pulse stimulator, Fun Factory's Darling Devil rabbit vibrator, the Yoni Power 1 kegel ball, a piece of Penthouse lingerie, and a care set of water-based lubricants, a massage oil, a massage candle and a toy cleaner.
- 01Air-pulse stimulatorPro 2 Generation 2Satisfyer
- 02Rabbit vibratorDarling DevilFun Factory
- 03Kegel ballYoni Power 1Satisfyer
- 04LingeriePenthouse lingeriePenthouse
- 05LubricantWater-based lubricantsSatisfyer
- 06Massage oilMassage oilSatisfyer
- 07Massage candleMassage candleSatisfyer
- 08Toy cleanerToy cleanerSatisfyer
Satisfyer Deluxe 2026 by the numbers How each one is countedEvery figure is computed from the record at build time and set against the median of the same season and the same kind of contents. Door price is the price on the box over its doors; the value multiple is what the contents come to at retail over that price; full size is the retailer’s own marking. Where the record cannot support a figure, the page leaves it out rather than guessing.The definitions, one by one →
Each figure against the median of this season's shelf — 307 calendars. Green is the better side of the median, red the worse; the median is printed so you can disagree.
- €119.95
- Price on the box
- 4 / 5
- Our rating
↑ above the median of about $66.50 for a box of this kind.
↑ above the median of 3.5 here.
A splurge that earns its price.
Our Satisfyer Deluxe 2026 review
Our verdict
The two named vibrators would cost most of the box price on their own, and the card game, the candle and the lingerie make it a couple's calendar rather than a bag of toys. Satisfyer names only eight of the doors, so the 650 EUR is its word, not a list you can add up.
Reviewed by Max Zeshut · 2026 season · How we review
What works
- Pro 2 Generation 2 and a Fun Factory rabbit in one box
- A Date Night card game and lingerie beside the toys, so not every door is a toy
- Valued at over 650 EUR for 119.95
What does not
- Satisfyer names eight items, not 24
- The valuation is Satisfyer's own
- The flat lay on its page shows the contents
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Where to buy Satisfyer Deluxe 2026, and what it costs
| Region | Retailer | Price | Where |
|---|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | Satisfyer | £100.95 | Buy in United Kingdom |
| Germany | Satisfyer | 119,95 € | Buy in Germany |
| Poland | Satisfyer | 564,95 zł | Buy in Poland |
| Worldwide | Don’t see your country in the list? These are the markets we have priced, and United Kingdom is the cheapest of them. Most of these retailers post further than their own border: start with Satisfyer, the listing at the top of the table, and its checkout will say whether it delivers to you. If none of them reach you, tell us where you are and we will go looking. | ||
Cheapest at Satisfyer in Germany, 119,95 € — about $133 — and dearest in Poland at about $153, a 15% spread across 3 markets. Rough rates, for ranking only; the table has the shop’s own figures.
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The value indexWorth more than
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Satisfyer puts a retail figure on what is behind the 24 doors; we have not re-priced every item ourselves, so treat the total as the brand's own number rather than ours. The mark on the bar is what you pay.
5.4×
€119.95 on the box€530.05 on top of it
How Satisfyer Deluxe 2026 compares with the closest three
| Attribute | This oneSatisfyer Deluxe 2026 |  SatisfyerSatisfyer Deluxe 2024 |  SatisfyerSatisfyer Premium 2026 |  Cheaper per doorSeriously Good Cat 2026 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Doors | 24 | 24 | 24 | 24 |
| Price from | £100.95 | 123,98 € | £167.95 | £4 |
| Per door | €5 | zł23.54 | €8.33 | £0.17 |
| Brands inside | 3 | — | 3 | 1 |
| Contents worth | 5.4× | 5.3× | 4.5× | — |
| Our rating | 4/5 | — | 4/5 | 4/5 |
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24 doorsSatisfyer Deluxe 2026 against the 2024 edition.
See the 2024 edition| Attribute | This oneSatisfyer Deluxe 2026 | 2024 editionSatisfyer Deluxe 2024 |
|---|---|---|
| Season | 2026 | 2024 |
| Doors | 24 | 24 |
| Price from | £100.95 | 123,98 € |
| Per door | €5 | zł23.54 |
| Brands inside | 3 | — |
| Contents worth | 5.4× | 5.3× |
| Our rating | 4/5 | — |
Frequently asked questions
How many doors does Satisfyer Deluxe 2026 have?
Satisfyer Deluxe 2026 has 24 doors to open.
What is the price of Satisfyer Deluxe 2026?
Satisfyer Deluxe 2026 starts from £100.95. Prices may vary by region.
How much is Satisfyer Deluxe 2026 per door?
€5 a door — the price on the box over its 24 doors. That is pricier per door than 68% of this season's calendars we list; the median is about €2.50.
Who is Satisfyer Deluxe 2026 best for?
This calendar is great for: Couples, Adults, Women, Men, Spouse, Wife, Husband, Lover, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Myself.
What's inside Satisfyer Deluxe 2026?
It contains: Erotic, Sex Toys.
Where can I buy Satisfyer Deluxe 2026?
It's available in: Germany, Poland, United Kingdom.
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