25K+ people found their calendar here last season. Find yours for 2026.
The sex-toy calendars are Amorelie's and Lovehoney's: 24 drawers of toys, accessories and body products for a couple or for one, with the headline toys (a Womanizer, a We-Vibe, Amorelie's Christmas Eve piece) carrying the valuation. For 2026 that is Amorelie's Original (nine full-size toys, 129.99 EUR against 500) and Luxury (thirteen, 229.99 against 800), and Lovehoney's Enjoy, Couple's and Luxury at 99, 149 and 299 GBP with valuations of 281, 488 and 727.
26 calendars, 11 new for 2026, most of them 24 doors. Full stats
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24 doorsThe 15 editions below are from 2025 and before. Most are sold out; the pages stay for the prices, the door lists and what changed year to year.
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24 doorsEditors’ pickOne for each way of asking. Every row clears the same bar — rated 4 out of 5 or better by an editor, or where none has scored it, an editors’ pick or contents worth more than the box — and nothing older than last season.
First pickSatisfyer Deluxe 2026Our rating 4/5 · contents worth 5.4× the box price · 24 doors€119.95Best valueSatisfyer Premium 2026Our rating 4/5 · contents worth 4.5× the box price · 24 doors€199.95Over $200Amorelie Luxury 2026Our rating 4/5 · contents worth 3.5× the box price · 24 doors€229.99For womenAmorelie Original 2026Our rating 4/5 · contents worth 3.8× the box price · 24 doors€129.99For menSinful Original 2026Our rating 4/5 · contents worth 3.5× the box price · 24 doors£99
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24 doorsEditors’ pickLovehoney prints every drawer; Amorelie prints none, so the Amorelie boxes are bought on the count and the brand's record. The one thing to check on any of them is how many drawers are the toy and how many are the sleeves, lubricants and accessories around it: the verdict on each page counts them.
21 of the 26 here have 24 doors — a 24-door box opens one a day from 1 December to Christmas Eve. The others run 7 and 12, and the shorter ones start partway through the month: a 12-door box opens on 13 December. For someone who will not open one every day, or a gift that will arrive late, fewer doors is the better fit, not the lesser calendar. Every start date
11 of the 26 here are 2026 editions, and 8 are last season's — still sold, often discounted, and with the contents already on the page. The 7 older than that are listed for the record, not for buying. A brand's page keeps every edition together, so check whether the box you are looking at is this year's before you compare prices.
Every calendar page that we have costed shows what the contents come to against the sticker price. We have done that for 23 of the 26 here: the median box holds 3.5× its own price in product, the spread runs 1.7× to 10.5×, and every one of them comes to more than it costs. Below 1.0× you are paying for the box; none here does that.
8 of the 26 here carry an editors' pick — the chip above the grid narrows the shelf to those — and 14 have a written score. Those are the boxes somebody on this site has actually judged. The rest are listed because they exist, not because we are recommending them; being on this page is not a verdict. How we review
The best value among the calendars here that we have rated this season: contents worth 5.4× the price, rated 4/5, €119.95, 24 doors. The two named vibrators would cost most of the box price on their own, and the card game, the candle and the lingerie make it a couple's calendar rather than a bag of toys. Satisfyer names only eight of the doors, so the 650 EUR is its word, not a list you can add up.
24 doors11 sex toys calendars for 2026, a median of $8.26 a door, 3.4× their price in contents.
| Pick | Calendar | ||||||
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| First pick | Satisfyer Deluxe 2026 | €119.95 | 24 | €5 | 3 | 5.4× | 4/5 |
| Best value | Satisfyer Premium 2026 | €199.95 | 24 | €8.33 | 3 | 4.5× | 4/5 |
| Over $200 | Amorelie Luxury 2026 | €229.99 | 24 | €9.58 | — | 3.5× | 4/5 |
| women | Amorelie Original 2026 | €129.99 | 24 | €5.42 | — | 3.8× | 4/5 |
| men | Sinful Original 2026 | £99 | 24 | £4.13 | 1 | 3.5× | 4/5 |
| — | Lovehoney Couple's 2026 | £149 | 24 | £6.21 | 3 | 3.3× | 4/5 |
| — | Lovehoney Enjoy 2026 | £99 | 24 | £4.13 | 2 | 2.8× | 4/5 |
| — | Lovehoney Romance 2026 | £99 | 7 | £14.14 | 3 | 2.4× | 4/5 |
| — | Lovehoney Luxury 2026 | £299 | 24 | £12.46 | 4 | 2.4× | 4/5 |
| — | Lovehoney Indulge 2026 | £99 | 12 | £8.25 | 2 | 2.6× | 3.5/5 |
Median price $133 across the 11 priced; door price across 11; value across the 10 with both figures. Rough dollar rates, for ranking only.
Against 2025, on the 9 boxes we hold both years: the price per door is unchanged.
Drawn only from boxes whose value is the retailer’s own count, so a low figure is the brand’s claim and not our miscounting. Across 10 with both figures.
Yes. 11 of the 26 sex toy advent calendars we list are 2026 editions. The other 15 are 2025 and 2024 boxes, which some retailers still stock.
Most sex toy advent calendars have 24 doors, 21 of the 26 we list. The rest run 7 and 12.
5 brands make the 26 sex toy advent calendars we list. Lovehoney has the most with 10, then Amorelie with 6 and Satisfyer with 6. The other 2 have up to 3 each.
We have priced the contents of 23 of the 26 sex toy advent calendars we list against what they charge. The median box holds 3.5× its price in product, and every one of them comes to more than it costs.
Satisfyer Deluxe 2026: the contents come to 5.4× the box price, by the brand's own count, the highest multiple of the 10 2026 boxes here that print a valuation. The numbers band on this page ranks the best and the least.
Across the 7 2026 boxes that print a door list, 116 items: mostly bullet sleeve (21), lubricant (7) and bullet vibrator (5). Every calendar page carries its own list where the maker prints one.
